We've all had the sneaking suspicion that the cows are speaking ill of us. We all think they just say "moo". Maybe, just maybe, we are only catching the tail end of their feelings. Face it, they most likely are angry, 'cause we eat the whole lot of them! You'd curse, too.

F Yooouuu!!! is available on stylish black in sizes small to x-large for the heifers and small to xx-large for the bulls. As with all orange Alexander shirts, F Yooouuu!!! is hoof-printed when ordered.