Kimmie Jong

Since February 16, 1942, Kim Jong-Il has been plotting to rule the world. He sits, quietly, stalking his worldwide prey. Planning his ultimate takeover. Ever contemplating the day where he is the supreme overlord of Earth. Be ready to please the future leader of the world by sporting his kissie-face on your chest.

Kimmie Jong is ready for your unwavering servitude in sizes small to double-x for the men and small to x-large for the women-folk. As with all Orange Alexander shirts, Kimmie Jong is hand-printed behind the Bamboo Curtain.

Love Kimmie and his craziness, but not this color? Sure, we understand. Just order it and tell us what color would stop the missile tests.