'Donny was a good bowler. And a good man. He was.. he was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors. And bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of southern California, from La Jolla... to Leo Carrillo. And... up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many man of his generation before his time. In your wisdom Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright, flowering young men... at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives... so'd Donny. Donny who loved bowling. And so... Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.'

What Would Walter Do? is available for The Dude in small to double-x, and for Maude Lebowski in small to x-large. As with all Orange Alexander shirts, What Would Walter Do? is hand-printed by Smokey, as a penalty for stepping over the line.

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