'Mr. Kroger. Two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman? Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu - Mr. Blutarsky... Zero... Point... Zero.'

Zero Point Zero is available for frat boys in small to double-x and for the sorority sisters in small to x-large. As with all Orange Alexander tees, Zero Point Zero is hand printed by the drunken pledges of Delta House.

Love Mr. Blutarsky, but don't like the black tee? Not a problem. Simply order it, and then contact us. We'll make the change to another dark colored tee no problem. We won't even ask Dean Wormer's permission.