Classic

'Hello. How 'bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha.

You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolfpack, it grew by one. So there were two of us in the wolfpack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later. And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought, wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure that I just added two guys to my wolfpack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast.'

Classic is available for real men in small to xx-large and for strippers, well, escorts actually, in small to x-large. As with all Orange Alexander shirts, Classic is hand-printed by a sun bleached Doug on the roof of Caesar's Palace. And no, Caesar never stayed there.

Wanna sport Classic, but not in grey? No biggie. Order the shirt, and send us a note. We'll make the switch, if we remember.