My Big Toe

Lee Harvey, you are a madman! When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

My Big Toe is available for men in small to xx-large and for the ladies in small to x-large. As with all Orange Alexander shirts, My Big Toe is hand-printed by a slack-jaw platoon of losers, when they aren't guarding the EM-50.

Wanna salute the Big Toe, but not in Olive green? Fine, we promise not to make you drop and give us 20. Simply order your tee, and contact us. We'll gladly hand-print Hulka on a different color tee.