Hello, buddy boy. Dick Jones here. I guess you're on your knees right about now. Begging for your life. Pathetic. You don't feel so cocky now do ya Bob? You know what the tragedy here is, Bob? We could have been friends. But you wouldn't go through proper channels. You went over my head. That hurt... But life goes on, it's an old story, the fight for love and glory, huh Bob? It helps if you think of it as a game, Bob. Every game has a winner and a loser... I'm cashing you out, Bob.

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