Boombox

Transport now to an old folks home, where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones. The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse.
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose. So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base, and what happened next was a total disgrace!

Everybody started having sex! The music was way too powerful. A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits! It was disgusting to say the least!

A boombox can change the world. You gotta know your limits with a boombox.
This was a cautionary tale. A boombox is not a toy!

Boombox is available for men in small to double extra-large and for ladies in small to extra-large. As with all Orange Alexander t-shirts, Boombox is hand-printed by a spanish doing the "Bartman".

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