Vader Fett

"I find your lack of votes disturbing." Cast your ballot for the dark side and the ultimate presidential candidate. Darth Vader. Republican. Conservative. Forceful. He stands for a strong military, imperialism and strict criminal punishment. This is a candidate not afraid to build a Deathstar and use it to stop the liberal rebel agenda.

And, his running mate is the perfect enforcer. Boba Fett. Tough on smugglers and bail jumpers. Not above floating in trash and inappropriately naming his spaceships. Boba Fett has rich friends in low places. Just like Chenney.

Show your support for the Republic party and cast your vote for Vader Fett is 2012. Get your hands on this tee in small, medium, large, extra and double extra large. As with all orange Alexander shirts, Vader Fett is hand printed by an army of clones after serving in the Clone Wars.