The Legend of Orange Alexander
Many eons ago, when wolverines roamed the earth and gas was a nickel, a housewife in Reno caused a tiny rip in the space-time continuum in a mishap involving a hair crimper and some Pringles.
From out if this rip sprang a delightful, witty creature whose creativity and sense of irony were unparalleled in the known world. Its name was Orange Alexander. Though Orange was composed entirely of the mineral bauxite, he possessed a highly intelligent nature and a keen fashion sense,
However, Orange could only wear t-shirts, as all other clothing was too hard on his mineral surface. But as he looked around his new space-time home, he found himself disgusted by all the insipid, puerile messages he saw on the T-shirts everyone was wearing.
So, one day Orange decided to start his own T-shirt company. Now he produces one-of-a kind shirts that are sometimes political, often irreverent, occasionally weird, but always fun. Vintage-styled and hand-printed, Orange's shirts are the perfect antidote to a culture deadened by numbing corporate homogeneity.
Unfortunately, he's been too busy trying reproduce asexually, to design any new materials as of late. Feel free to yell at him via the contact us page.
Many eons ago, when wolverines roamed the earth and gas was a nickel, a housewife in Reno caused a tiny rip in the space-time continuum in a mishap involving a hair crimper and some Pringles.
From out if this rip sprang a delightful, witty creature whose creativity and sense of irony were unparalleled in the known world. Its name was Orange Alexander. Though Orange was composed entirely of the mineral bauxite, he possessed a highly intelligent nature and a keen fashion sense,
However, Orange could only wear t-shirts, as all other clothing was too hard on his mineral surface. But as he looked around his new space-time home, he found himself disgusted by all the insipid, puerile messages he saw on the T-shirts everyone was wearing.
So, one day Orange decided to start his own T-shirt company. Now he produces one-of-a kind shirts that are sometimes political, often irreverent, occasionally weird, but always fun. Vintage-styled and hand-printed, Orange's shirts are the perfect antidote to a culture deadened by numbing corporate homogeneity.
Unfortunately, he's been too busy trying reproduce asexually, to design any new materials as of late. Feel free to yell at him via the contact us page.